1. I'm a virgin. My twin daughters, Jenna and Jenna's sister, are both virgins. And my wife became a born again virgin after she ran over the last guy who had sex with her. We want all of you to be virgins too.
--from Jesus' General
[One of the blogs I read on a daily basis is Jesus' General. I love the satirical approach he takes to highlighting the absurdity of some of the more close-minded members of our society. I hope he doesn't catch me calling his work satire, however, or I'll be branded a Frenchman. To cover my lapse, here's a toast to that most heterosexual of warriors in the battle against the libruls, General JC Christian. - SoupCatcher]
